THE GREEN COW

THERE WAS ONCE A COW WHO WAS PREGNANT.  THE FARMER WAS A STUPID OLD MAN AND WANTed THE CALF TO COME FASTER.  SO THE FARMER PUT MIRACLE GROW IN THE COWS FOOD.  SURE ENOUGH THE CALF CAME OUT IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.  IT WAS BORN.  BUT IT WAS BORN GREEN. THE FARMER WAS AMAZED.  WELL THE MIRACLE GROW MADE THE MOTHER COW AGE FAST AND DIE.  THE GREEN COW WAS SAD.  YEARS WENT BY AND THE COW GREW UP AND THE FARMER WENT OUT TO IT TO TRY ITS MILK.  THE FARMER JUST TASTED THE BEST MILK IN THE WORLD.  HE LOVED IT SO MUCH HE MILKED THE GREEN COW EVERY DAY FOR YEARS.  WHEN THE GREEN COW RAN OUT OF MILK THE FARMER WAS SAD AND HE DID WHAT ANY FARMER WOULD DO.  HE WENT FOR HIS GUN.   THE GREEN COW SAW THIS AND TRIED TO RUN.  WHEN THE COW GOT TO THE GATE IT STOPPED TO SEE THE FARMER HOLDING A SHOTGUN TO ITS HEAD.  BUT JUST THEN THE COW FELL DOWN AND OUT POPPED A BLUE COW. THE FARMER WAS AGAIN AMAZED AND HE DIDN'T SHOOT THE COW.   HE SENT IT TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE INSTEAD.