THE BRIDGE JUMPER

THERE WAS ONCE WAS A GUY WHO LOVED TO FREE FALL INTO WATER.  HE WAS A BRIDGE CONSTRUCTOR AND MADE MANY BRIDGES.  THE ONE DAY HE THOUGHT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF HE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE INTO THE WATER BELOW.  HE JUMPED OFf ONE OF HIS BRIDGES AND FELL AND WENT INTO THE WATER.   HE THOUGHT THIS WAS GREAT.  SO HE PROMISED HIMSELF HE WOULD JUMP OFf ALL THE BRIDGES HE EVER MADE.  HE JUMPED AND JUMPED AND JUMPED UNTIL HE GOT TO HIS LAST BRIDGE.  HE THOUGHT THIS WAS IT.  BOY WAS HE IN FOR A SURPRISE.  HE WENT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE BRIDGE, SAID "HERE IT GOES" AND JUMPED OFF WITH EYES CLOSED.   IN MID FREE FALL HE OPENED HIS EYES AND TO HIS SURPRISE THERE WAS NO WATER BELOW, JUST THE BOTTOM OF THE DRIED UP RIVER.