THE HISTORY OF BEANS

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS THOUGHT "WHERE DO BEANS COME FROM?"  MANY PEOPLE THINK FROM PLANTS OR FRUITS.  NOPE.  THEY COME FROM THE OCEAN.  SECRET DIVERS DIVE DEEP IN THE OCEAN AND PICK ALL SORTS OF BEANS FOR THE WORLD.  ALL BEANS HAVE NAMES.  BROWN BEANS COME FROM THE POLLUTED AREA OF THE OCEAN.  GREEN BEANS COME FROM THE TOXIC PART OF THE OCEAN.  PINTO BEANS COME FROM THE AREA WHERE THE PLANTS GROUP IN SHAPES OF CARS.  THERE ARE OTHERS TOO.  THERE ARE ALSO \POISONOUS BEANS TOO CALLED KILLER BEANS. THEY GROW  BE TAKING ACID UP FROM THE GROUND.  IF YOU EAT ONE IT WILL USE YOUR STOMACH  TO GROW AND YOU WILL EVENTUALLY TURN INTO\O A PLANT THAT MAKES KILLER BEANS.  THERE IS ALSO ONE BEAN OUT THERE YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF.  IT'S CALLED THE PT BEAN.  IF EATEN, YOU WILL THEN REPRODUCE A VERY HAZARDOUS BEAN CALLED PATRICK TAMBIE.  BE WARNED THIS BEAN IS VERY DANGEROUS!  NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH BEHIND THE BEANS.